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Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27085) - you deserved it (4396)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:36am - misc - by sister_woes (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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Wow, I mean, locking someone out for a joke is only funny for a few minutes. By the point you've had to ring someone else to have her leant out and be bitchy, it's gone way beyond a joke.
I'd recommend payback, but she seems like the type of girl who'd be able to land you in it by exaggerating it and making you seem like the bad guy.

#10 - On 10/09/2010 at 10:10am by Cinn

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Then bitch slap the shit outta her 

#4 - On 10/09/2010 at 9:59am by sam_08

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