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Today, I got a flat tire on the highway. If that wasn't bad enough I had no spare in the car. By the time I got a ride to get a new tire, someone was nice enough to fix my air conditioning for me. They smashed out my window to break in. The doors were not locked. FML

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some people were smart enough to figure out "fixing" my air conditioning was simply just smashing out my window. and I didn't hitchhike, my wife picked me up!

#30 - On 10/03/2010 at 10:51am by gearhead369

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Your Canadian crime is so quaint and sweet. Here in the US of A, you'd have been robbed, raped and murdered by the stranger giving you the ride, and loved it!

#6 - On 10/03/2010 at 6:41am by perdix

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