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Today, I was at the beach with mah parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to mah Mum an said "Oh, must've crawled out of mah pubes!" they both laughed an kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hereing distance. FML

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On 10/02/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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I hate it when parents say gross stuff like that.

#3 - On 10/02/2010 at 1:33pm by illmatic2

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Hahahaha that awesome at least they have a sense of humor

#4 - On 10/02/2010 at 1:34pm by airball33

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