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Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML


I agree, your life sucks (27267) - you deserved it (2996)

On 10/01/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by T - Sent from mobile version

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let his other daughter take care of his future nursing home expenses

#11 - On 10/01/2010 at 11:13am by TJammah

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ouch. but why didn't you talk to him for 9 years....?

#4 - On 10/01/2010 at 10:06am by meganannee

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