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Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25091) - you deserved it (2036)

On 09/28/2010 at 9:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Every couple of minutes whisper "PENIS" until she gets kicked out.

#24 - On 09/29/2010 at 3:37am by CallMeHush

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Im gonna go out on a limb here and sugest that she might be on meth.

#7 - On 09/29/2010 at 3:08am by SirWhatsHisFace

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