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Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50197) - you deserved it (8439)

On 04/25/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Ewwww... That sucks!
Look first next time, lol. Although I guess he shouldn't use your soap...

#1 - On 04/25/2009 at 8:25pm by LethalErrorX

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you have blonde pubic hair?

#19 - On 04/25/2009 at 8:56pm by thisisbs

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