Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (3071)
On 09/28/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by bibobobonnor (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she…
youaresodumb also deserved itToday, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She…
your dad is weird.
#1 - On 09/28/2010 at 5:56am by mrahhhhh
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Just sell it on eBay.
#3 - On 09/28/2010 at 5:59am by FirstBornUnicorn
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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