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Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27068) - you deserved it (5781)

On 09/25/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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That bitch! I hate it when they spit it up instead of swallowing it.

#7 - On 09/25/2010 at 6:22am by FYLDeep

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you shouldve turned around, taken a drink and spat in her face. then you'd be even.

#4 - On 09/25/2010 at 6:18am by emilyaust

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