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Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26806) - you deserved it (16604)

On 09/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Laura - United States

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Never mind the fact that the OP was actually trying to do something nice for someone, yet all you can do is focus on the fact that she was smoking. In my experience, those who are excessively dogmatic turn out to be the biggest hypocrites.

#16 - On 09/22/2010 at 3:22am by greatnt249

See in context


#1 - On 09/22/2010 at 3:11am by FYL4BEINGHERE

See in context




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