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Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
Sounds like your dad might have been more than just drunk.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 24 November 2015