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Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML


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On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

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Don't you always look through the windshield or the window to see if it's your parents' car, or is that just me?

#7 - On 09/18/2010 at 1:27pm by brianjman14

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Haha! FYL.

#1 - On 09/18/2010 at 1:24pm by RawrCo0kiies

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