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Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 6:44am - misc - by Lolzords - United Kingdom (London)

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At least it wasn't milk! :P

#1 - On 09/14/2010 at 10:06am by 89jessica

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plastic glasses ftw.

#4 - On 09/14/2010 at 10:08am by spidersilkx9

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