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By damnit - 11/09/2010 20:46 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML

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By tigerfiend - 17/02/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Rawr - 01/08/2010 10:38 - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "so when are you getting that nose job?" FML

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By disappoint - 08/12/2011 09:14 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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purpleamandapand 6

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:31

haha I'd punch him in the nose and tell him he needs it more. :P

lilikawaii 6

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:27

You're happy with yourself and that's all that matters. Your boyfriend sucks. :(

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lilikawaii 6

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:27

You're happy with yourself and that's all that matters. Your boyfriend sucks. :(

bmexoxo98 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:36

don't listen to ur bf!! he's just a jerkk! if u like it keep it tht way:)

shepaintsmusic 6

Sunday 12 September 2010 15:22

2-you look like a red head Frances Bean I'm jealous xD

ordinarybadger 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:29

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roxyluv 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:08

ya like barbie

purpleamandapand 6

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:31

haha I'd punch him in the nose and tell him he needs it more. :P

Little_Devil_fml 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 8:02

like ^ :) ahaa xD

purpleamandapand 6

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:03

TashaLenaKitty 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:31

Your boyfriend DOES suck,tell him to **** off and you're happy with how you look? :)

eman1972 4

Monday 14 May 2012 5:14

I hear it's very beautiful there.

TheOriginalKyrs 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:31

I agree, if you like it that's all that matters. if your man doesn't like it, he can go find someone else with a better nose.

Stupified 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:31

The nose knows.

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Sunday 12 September 2010 1:37

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LightningLadyy 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 2:17

How does saying that make you ****....?

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:40

Your boyfriend nose what you need.

Punderous 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:54

clever!

TheOriginalKyrs 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:22

I see what you did there.

Matu 4

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:50

damn white people

FootballFreak4 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 6:26

lol

cassidy_bright 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 15:16

damn black people

aardvarkish 15

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:41

I bet you get the surgery just for him. Then he'll realize it's not the nose he wants to change, it must be something else, and on and on...

Erindub 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:46

So you buy him a perscription for Enzyte or any of those other penis enhancing drugs and make him feel just as insecure

memiimariee 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 16:23

haha. brilliant!

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