Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2010 at 12:01am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

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  • pretend u were talking to a guy with the same name as him
    "lol bob ur so funny"
    bob walks by
    "err I'm so glad I'm fortunate to talk to you from half way across the world bob who is not the bob infront of me"

    #7 - On 09/11/2010 at 6:27am by roxyluv

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  • Why is the coolest guy not on the football team?

    #3 - On 09/11/2010 at 6:20am by EightInchNails

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