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Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gun point, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33918) - you deserved it (2374)

On 09/08/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by bustedfornuthin - United States (New Mexico)

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I'm fairly certain you actually can sue for this, darling. Is it me, or are the police getting more and more brutal these days?

#1 - On 09/08/2010 at 6:07am by Mirorbo

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to everyone say that "cops wouldn't do that," BS. Cops can do whatever they want, and then lie about what happened. Their cop buddies will stand behind them. I knew a few people this happened to. And there's no point in suing because it's your word against theirs.

#43 - On 09/08/2010 at 8:18am by cradle6

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