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Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by brokenkneechick (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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you can get a free tuition from your campus cause you got ran over by your school expecially since it was a cop if they say no say you will sue and they will hand over the check you lucky boitch i been trying to get ran over for 3 months

#13 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:20pm by pyro

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now how do you get around?! people are so ignorant

#6 - On 02/07/2009 at 6:01pm by guesswho

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