By samboob - 01/09/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
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Zestus 19

Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.

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Zestus 19

Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.

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lost12 0

rargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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allen2020 0

surprisingly i didnt!!!

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Stupified 0

Op who cares I bet you have fresher breath now then all that candy is giving you. At worst it's a little bitter, you'll get over it.

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missmurderx 8

agreed, four. I'm pretty sure the perfume counter is far away from the candy aisle. o.O

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allen20 0

dats so kool now we can talk to ourselves again!

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missmurderx 8

19, have you ever accidently gotten perfume in your mouth? it's awful. D: and I imagine it's even worse when it's concentrated like that. :((

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allen2020 0

yeaa but lets be more unique remember dat guy said in the other fml?

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allen2020 0

27 you have an xbox live account?

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Phaa 0

Obviously, OP is blind. Obviously, OP has no common sense. Obviously, a spray candy would be far from a perfume. Obviously, I'm long overdue to stop.

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allen20 0

FML WHY ARE YOU MODERATING MY COMMENTS?!!? I READ THE TERMS OF SERVICE AND IT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!! >:((

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allen2020 0

FML WHY ARE YOU MODERATING MY COMMENTS?!!? I READ THE TERMS OF SERVICE AND IT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!! >:((

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allen2020 0

i give up just bann me i mean it!!!

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Stupified 0

25 candy spray comes in a plastic bottle, which would mean it wa s probably body spray which is even less bad. imma go do it to prove my point.

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SkroaI 0

YDI because you saw one of those candies that you spray in your mouth. Only after spraying some in your mouth did you realize it was perfume.

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marlaineeeee 0

this isn't a FML, OP you're just a freakin' moron.

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allen2020 0

dats sad and so am i:(

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Stupified 0

Okay, that shit was pretty nasty. still doesn't change the fact that anyone dumb enough to spray it in their mouthes deserves whatever discomfort they experience.

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alphabravo76 0

42, you just prooved more than 1 point there...

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The_Fonz_fml 0

who said OP was in a store? they could have just seen the bottle laying around?

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buzz18 7

lol, ive tried it, not such a smart idea

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imaginaryvoice 18

Did it say "Candies" on the label? If so then I did the exact same thing ._.

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missmurderx 8

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR 2004 MOVIE REFERENCE, 54 <3

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tweetbaby14 18

did you chew an electrical wire because it looks like licorice? or pop a bunch of pils because they look like m&ms? OP please get your eyes checked then.

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planbsponserme 2

Well, your not the brightest candle.

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ugwmii 0

don't sweat it sis. we all make mistakes

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

[perfume section] oooh candy! *spray* hmm...ah AH! this is terrible candy! what do they make candy out of nowadays?! perfume?!

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reCHARGEable_fml 0

Congrats OP.. Now your breath doesn't stink.. Eat me

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AshDramatiicsxz 2

lmaaaao true ! WHAT A FAILL !!!

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Cupcakeshizz 0

that happened to me when I was talking to my friend and she sprayed perfume in my mouth :/

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10mileswid3 0

lol did it still taste like candy?

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itsybitsyspider 0

well OP, atleast you have fresh breath that smells like a blooming rose ? soo I have to say . . . om nom nom .

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picabo889 11

actually i've tried it (dont ask, band camp) it makes yur tongue numb and its just this really weird unpleasant burning sensation

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makayla_roxx 2

mmmmmmmm deliciousa bahahahahaaa ydi xD

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jasneetkaur 0

this is NOT an fml,unless the perfume was toxic.

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sallen0046 4

You're a complete moron. Learn to read.

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this_female 0

hahaha now your breathe smells good at least(;

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Just_Me_143 0

I'm just wondering how you know that....

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Person1233 12

How is this even possible? YDI for being stupid beyond belief.

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unidentified_sta 5

I misread it as candles as was utterly confused, saw it was spray candies actually and am still lost.

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MarkerofMagic 0

spray candies is exactly what it sounds like. it takes the flavor of a candy like let's say spur warheads or jolly ranchers. and youcan spray it in your mouth for the taste of it.

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WTSchool 0

That's... disgusting. Was there a label on it? Yes? YDI. Was there candy around it? Or was it perfume? Perfume? YDI. Is it someplace that only sells perfume? Or does it sell candy? It was possible it could be both. But perfume and candy wouldn't be near each other. YDI. But don't get sick or anything. 'Cos I would.

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