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Today, at a restaurant, I was joking around trying to make my friend laugh by pretending to be a ninja. I did this by putting my napkin in front of my face. I happened to look over at another table and saw that a lady wearing a burqa was giving me the most evil glare I have ever seen in my life. FML


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Anyone want to join me on giving "-" on every reply to #1 just so they can be seen? :'3

#7 - On 08/27/2010 at 1:04pm by dacho

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Am I the only one who thinks OP is a nerd?

#15 - On 08/27/2010 at 1:11pm by Doopliss01

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