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Today, I got tased, with the same taser I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML

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On 08/22/2010 at 7:33pm - misc - by Nick - Sent from mobile version

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YDI for robbing your girlfriend. Don't you know she has a taser?

#132 - On 08/23/2010 at 12:57pm by phatdaddy

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y would she do that

#137 - On 08/23/2010 at 9:47pm by eldiablo2196

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