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Today, I parked downtown for a few minutes to pick up a pizza. As I was getting out of my car, a sketchy guy came up and asked me for $5. I told him to get lost and walked away. I walked back to the lot with my pizza and my car was gone. The sketchy guy was a parking attendent. He had my car towed. FML

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On 04/23/2009 at 9:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I'm sure he tried to tell you what he was doing and you just didn't listen. YDI

I hope that pizza tasted good while you were sitting on the curb.

#1 - On 04/23/2009 at 2:02pm by uhhuh_her

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Seems kinda weird... a "Sketchy" guy would ASK for $5? You'd think they'd explain first and then tell you the price - if any. I would've thought it'd be up to the customer to leave some sort of tip for parking attendance...

... HMM.

#2 - On 04/23/2009 at 2:04pm by poopooface

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