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Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18084) - you deserved it (46150)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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great sense of humor.

#1 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:17pm by holynemesis1208

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HAHA...funny guy xP

And #2, maybe he wasn't fighting a fire at the time haha...what's wrong with liking a fireman? A young, muscular guy who also happens to save lives...yeah, she MUST be desperate.

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:24pm by ProcrastinationQueen

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