By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

Having had extensive sewing experience, I know that it takes a lot of recklessness to achieve the task of sewing your fingers. I'm sorry, but you were most likely being pretty careless...Hopefully you've learned to be a bit more careful!

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rob935 5

I agree with 3. I have done a lot of sewing in my life and have never managed to do anything so stupid. YDI for being retarded. And to think, you were the fastest sperm!

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BenD0VER 0

EPIC FAIL. Oh, and it's funny because you sewed your thumb. I bet the blood was nice and moist.

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screem97 0

lol next time, let a pro do it

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ShorTiE4LyFe 0

I've done that before...In fact I've done that several times. xD It didn't hurt though because it went through a callus. :)

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eazyeeze 0

Nice. You're good at sewing skin. Now go sew up the ******* of the wannabe born-again virgins

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SeduceRecycle 0

Haha, :D I have no thumbs so... I wouldn't know.

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NzxtZ06 0

If you jump from a bench with the thought that you're going to break a leg, chances are you're going to break your leg.

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jplumbob 4

4 you fail. Also you look like a ******* queer with that hair. ******* fag.

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ceejster 0

my friends and I, sewed a blanked my sister was sleeping in one time. took her an hour to get out! never have I laughed so hard.

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rosesareblue15 0

Well hey, you sewed up that old bag alright! ;D

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zach55 0

good thing you didn't cut off a finger.

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zach55 0

at least you didn't sew your finger

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mells105 0

YDI for saying sewed XD it's sew dumbass

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iamsuperman 0

She's right dillhole. 'I sew my thumb' is very incorrect.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Having had extensive sewing experience, I know that it takes a lot of recklessness to achieve the task of sewing your fingers. I'm sorry, but you were most likely being pretty careless...Hopefully you've learned to be a bit more careful!

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Freeze_fml 16

3 is a pretty number. Nice curves on it.

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BehindTheSun 2

Wait, I'm still wondering how the hell you sew up your finger. That obviously takes more than one stitch. Am I just being dense, or wouldn't it take an extreme idiot to sew their finger?

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Not sew up your finger, sew your finger. As in the needle hits your finger.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I agree, 3 is indeed a very aesthetically pleasing number. It has "curves like a tennis ball." :P

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

The number 3 looks like a nice round set of ****. Or testicles, depending on the angle... 3===D

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Yes, Ignorance?

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Raleigh_bruh 7

For what? The chest comment, the testicles comment, or both?

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Geiko_fml 0

Both but he's a cool troll, so he's allowed to troll.

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Ah, I see. Trollz, weren't you the person who used to have that anteater picture up?

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Raleigh_bruh 7

I ask because I remember seeing two different people with that same picture, and I couldn't remember if he was one. Ignorance, do you realize that you get hit on and called a bitch by some of the same people every day? I find that odd.

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Yeh, you do. People tell you you're 'hott' or whatever, and then after you blow them off they call you a bitch. How could you have not noticed this trend?

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Raleigh_bruh 7

It's kind of entertaining to say the least. Also, not to be a pest but, you still owe me a rant.

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Freeze_fml 16

Such an engaging conversation about a number.

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ispitflames 3

shes a hot bitchhh, that pretty much sums it up.

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FFML_314 11

I like to think of Ignorance as an intelligent woman, that feeds on the souls of the weak! Naturally, I like her.

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chachachandler 5

I see what you did that :D

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ndizzle 0

Left paren, space, period, space, right paren, left paren, space, period, space, right paren is *also* a sexy number...

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lalagirl912 0

you did it wrong! lol.... how could you do ?! @freeze paramore doesn't suck, their not the best but they don't suck >.>

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

yeah, I had the anteater pic. I got rid of it when SOMEONE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS informed me that someone else had it first. Back to the discussion of sexy numbers/symbols/punctuation marks: the parantheses can also be used to moon people, in addition to ascii girls gone wild: ( )|( ) [edit: yeah, it doesn't look right. for some reason, the spaces keep disappearing, making this look like a midget's ass.]

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#83 I like to think I'm an "intelligent woman who feeds on the souls of the weak" as well, but sadly I think I'm too nice for that. I start feeding on their souls and then feel really bad about it.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

If we supply the souls, will you supply the fresh-baked bread and make us all some soul sammiches?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Trollz, I may just have to take you up on that deal! Oh, Pendatik... :P

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izzy21_fml 0

a little ironic bt also a little careless

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Geiko_fml 0

That's got to suck... But by watching my grandmother before she passed away, it's pretty hard to sow your fingers...

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rob935 5

I agree with 3. I have done a lot of sewing in my life and have never managed to do anything so stupid. YDI for being retarded. And to think, you were the fastest sperm!

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kingcaper817 14

Actually he wasn't it a group effort to get into the egg so he was most likely the sperm that sat back and waited for someone else to break through

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for having had such a ridiculous fear. YDI for being a klutz. YDI for not proofreading before submitting, causing your FML to say "I decided to sew up and old bag".

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emilyxorawr 3

as sad as tht is, its quite funny. sorry OP

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Hate to do it but, "sew up AN old bag." Not 'and'. Edit: And they would fix it as soon as I post that. Lame. :/

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

That's the second time they've done that to me. haha!

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indddygirll11 0

you should be more careful next time

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Raleigh_bruh 7

So irritating. :|

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

*your And yes, it is. Not all fingers are thumbs, but all thumbs are fingers.

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lalagirl912 0

:o did you know that all your fingures grow a little tiny thumb in your late 30s! it looks like a tiny little lump on your fingures.. but if you look closely it's a thumb! P.S not everybody gets one but if you do TAkE CARE OF IT it needs it's nails cliped , hair trimmed, talked to, friends, fun, food, water, and lots of mini thumb exercising! it's just like a pet/human

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