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Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML


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On 08/04/2010 at 6:14pm - misc - by drfeelgood93 - United Kingdom (Devon)

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Why'd you pay for her, I understand paying for someone that you invited to the movies with you, but you sure didn't invite her, so you should have told to fuck off, and the girl you like is dumb as well for A. letting her sister come along B. Expecting you to pay for her AND the sister C. not realizing that the invite could've turned into a nice date.

#16 - On 08/04/2010 at 8:09pm by The_good_times

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lol... :L
you should of told her to fuck off :D

#7 - On 08/04/2010 at 8:05pm by BethiiGeex

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