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Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31216) - you deserved it (3558)

On 08/03/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by jkin47 (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Score!!!!

#1 - On 08/04/2010 at 3:20am by defsdgdh

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hahahahhahah what fucking college are you going to?

#6 - On 08/04/2010 at 3:21am by jtag017

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