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Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML


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On 08/03/2010 at 6:40am - misc - by MyFaceHurts (man) - United States (Florida)

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Never challenge drunks, even if you think they're joking. Period.

#1 - On 08/03/2010 at 1:27pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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WTF don't mess with drunks! they are always serious with what they say, why do u think they tell you their secrets

#14 - On 08/03/2010 at 1:37pm by scottiealan

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