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Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML


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On 07/30/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by rosesareyellow - United States (Alabama)

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Hey. You got one of the new Ismell's. :-P

Anyway, it's dry rice you have to use dumbass. And you have to leave it in there for a day or 2.

Either that or A. be more careful or B. Get some phone insurance if it's something expensive.

#2 - On 07/30/2010 at 6:16am by Jimboom

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ydi for using rice a roni

#4 - On 07/30/2010 at 6:23am by Jessi_the_sexii

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