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Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML


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On 07/29/2010 at 6:56am - misc - by Andre - United States (Indiana)

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I don't see why people are always so upset at cops when they get a parking ticket. It's your own fault for parking where you aren't supposed to.

#29 - On 07/29/2010 at 2:19pm by imhowie

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I assume it is not illegal to stand next to one's car, therefore you must have been ticketed for parking your car illegally. Standing next to your car does not change the illegality of the act. When the car is not in motion, the keys are not in the ignition, and the driver is not in the driver's seat, then the car is considered parked. It is as simple as that. Standing next to the car just made it easier for the cop to hand the ticket to you instead having to place the ticket on the windshield.

#38 - On 07/29/2010 at 2:49pm by deepbluesea

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