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Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57720) - you deserved it (5972)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:24am - misc - by 11321 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Hey, he's obviously good with his fingers. Don't write him off too quick.

#3 - On 04/22/2009 at 6:22am by Ami8919

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At least he was talented.
Did he get your number? He could be of good use.

#2 - On 04/22/2009 at 6:17am by Get_Naykid

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