Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML

by stanky / 04/22/2009 at 12:37am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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  • If it isn't one thing, it's your mother...

    #1 - On 04/22/2009 at 6:15am by Alanna_Vicious

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  • Mothers are genetically enhanced to embarrass their daughters. And if you see yourself with this guy seriously then he's going to know you take dumps. He'll have to live with it and you'll have to stop being so self conscious. It's natural.

    #5 - On 04/22/2009 at 6:30am by hpnerd

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