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Today, I decided to brush up on my flirting skills and ask a guy I thought was kind of cute what time it was. He pointed to the very visible watch on my wrist and said "You should know already". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6565) - you deserved it (48085)

On 02/24/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Timeless (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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You should've said "It stopped"

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 6:39am by csigabajnok

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seems like you really need to brush up your flirting skills

#1 - On 02/24/2009 at 6:15am by ufs

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