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Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said "hey" when he was next to me. He said, "the pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5601) - you deserved it (38568)

On 02/23/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by sillyrabbit (woman) - United States (California)

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Smoooooooooth.

(Dear FML members, I know there's a pun somewhere in this FML. Find it.)

#2 - On 02/24/2009 at 3:06am by Bauer

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sounds like Massa

#7 - On 02/24/2009 at 4:23am by hotmale

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