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Today, I was walking in the park when I heard some boys shouting behind me. As I turned around they poured a bucket of red liquid over my head. They thought I was someone they knew. I wasn't. And i was wearing a $200 white dress. Red dye doesn't come out of white dresses. FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 4:32am - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (Barking and Dagenham)

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Sue for damages, if the blokes had any decency they would have offer to pay for a new one anyway.

#3 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:05am by nato2101

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On a side note who walkes around with a thing of red liquid just incase you see someone you know?

#8 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:12am by TWlCH

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