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Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Calm down. Lol.

#1 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:04am by shaBAMalex

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Gunshots =/= popcorn

Come out the country. I'll show you what gunshots sound like

#3 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:05am by nomadxx7

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