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Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36626) - you deserved it (2947)

On 07/03/2010 at 2:57pm - misc - by Emily - Australia (Victoria)

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I'm pretty sure your mom planned that before time.......

#73 - On 07/03/2010 at 7:56pm by 281go

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The REAL question is, did OP's boyfriend like it? Was he turned on? Now that would be a FML. xD

#14 - On 07/03/2010 at 5:08pm by iceicebaby24

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