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Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37559) - you deserved it (7610)

On 06/27/2010 at 6:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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A. We all know old people have the best stories.
B. You have plenty of "experienced" women to hit on.
C. There's bound to be alcohol, and soft, chewable foods.
D. Old people KNOW how to par-TAY.

Sounds like you got it made...

#15 - On 06/27/2010 at 10:14am by ArtIsResistance7

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I've never even been to a regular party wit people my own age. So suck it up.

#10 - On 06/27/2010 at 10:11am by F_MY_L1FE

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