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Today, I learned that in my family, 'Father's Day' is more like 'Father's drunken, piss on a plant in the kitchen during breakfast, order you to scrub in between his toes with your toothbrush Day.' FML


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On 06/20/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

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use his toothbrush instead, he's probably to drunk to even notice, and then tell him when he is sober!

#6 - On 06/20/2010 at 1:08pm by SyraSid5

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i wish i had a father but now i dont want one

#5 - On 06/20/2010 at 1:07pm by emopinback

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