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Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML


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On 06/13/2010 at 10:36am - misc - by Cat (woman) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

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Wow, our grandmas should party together !
My grandma got so drunk, she ran around the block naked .

#7 - On 06/13/2010 at 1:09pm by jenni305

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Gotta love that Nana!

#6 - On 06/13/2010 at 1:09pm by iondadola

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