Weird, Awkward, Interview and Work: Lookin' good

Lookin' good

By racoonface - 19/04/2009 15:17 - United States

Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML

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By whitey - 09/01/2011 11:11 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML

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By Username - 17/07/2011 19:59 - United States

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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By kaylajere - 26/05/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML

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Rash decision

By caiti - 06/08/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML

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Soft as snow

By Snow White - 22/05/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML

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By Beccarr - 01/07/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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By Sally - 22/08/2011 00:17 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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pencilmustache 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:54

rule of thumb: stop tanning. oopma loompa's are not cute. neither is skin cancer.

TerAki 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:40

Raccoons are awesome.

Comments

hhhhyoyoyo 1

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:16

haha! first comment

cyberhoy 3

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:19

we don't care stop posting this bull

Meowff 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:20

janeaudghk, I hate you. I hope you drown in a lake. And that sucks! I'm sure you can explain what happened.

i_like_chicks 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:21

that sucks... yeah stop ******* posting that. its really pissing me off. like a bunch of kids -.-

iValerest 6

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:49

Fall asleep on your other side lol

iceex56 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 5:47

yeahh ^ hahaha :) sorry though OP, just explain if they ask:)

marrrrgo 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:22

cheel guys

DaDezza244 31

Sunday 14 October 2012 9:23

What?

cheerleader1313 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:29

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA, im sorry.. that sucks

kspy 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:30

should have used a higher spf...

pearls 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:31

don't worry, they'll understand

Meow34 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:33

...this doesn't deserve to be a FML

Tehalon 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:33

YDI for wearing sunglasses while sunbathing. Im kinda jealous tbh.. I tan very quickly and I don't get sunburns while I don't even use sunblock, people think im from north africa after spending a day in the sun :( Wish i could stay white and still go outside.