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Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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What, it's not like it's a sex thing, or your nephew wants you. The kid is 4 for crying out loud. I've seen baby boys' penises get hard while being wiped during diaper changes.

#4 - On 02/06/2009 at 12:48pm by perstephane

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The word "Pee-do," just made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in about a week. Thank you for that.

#10 - On 02/16/2009 at 1:49pm by foreverfarrell

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