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Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 11:05pm - misc - by jet8725 - United States (Virginia)

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Your friend with the same birthday never said anything? I can see your birthday slipping your others friends' minds, it happens, but the girl who KNOWS you share a birthday and arranged for you to celebrate together?

She sounds selfish. Get some better friends with more varied birthdays!

#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:27am by yay!

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I'd have said "Gee thanks for the cake! Oh hey, where's yours, (name)?"

But then, I can be a bitch when I want to.

#27 - On 02/23/2009 at 7:47pm by coloredwax

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