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Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42200) - you deserved it (33249)

On 04/18/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by xxxdwangelaxxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Dude the first, first not to call first.
#1 youre awesome:)
and you know what you kind of deserved that.
laughing loud is obnoxious.
you should have just acted normal, or even went over and watched them play

there are easier ways straight forward that get you noticed.,
but your life is fucked up too.

#2 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:33pm by ohhhhshizzz

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FML has taught me to never try and impress people because bad stuff happens to you when you do.

Also, I LOVE swings. You can never be too old!

#9 - On 04/18/2009 at 8:38pm by CTL

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