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Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML


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On 06/01/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Why the hell would you go screaming at the driver? The people working drive-thru could've been slow for all you know.

#3 - On 06/01/2010 at 10:11am by anonbastard

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nice going

#1 - On 06/01/2010 at 10:10am by NixKuH

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