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Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by j0hn (man) - United States (Illinois)

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or at least you thought you were a vegetarian...I mean you gotta admit your mom's food has been pretty great throughout these 8 years!

#8 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:32am by curious_missy

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I'm no vegetarian, probably never will be, but I do respect everybody who is one.
If they do not eat meat, that's their choice. More meat for me.

They'll have to accept that I do eat meat. Maybe even right next to them.

It sucks your mom is being so cruel to you. The least she could do is tell you so you can choose to eat it or make your own dinner.

#36 - On 02/23/2009 at 7:02am by N_aero

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