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Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 2:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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i don't get it, how did you think he was flirting??

#5 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:09am by amoureaux

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You worry too much. This sort of thing happens to *him* every day, all day. Just don't make a big deal out of it, and he'll appreciate it.

"Oh! I thought you were flirting! *smile* So what's good here?"

That's all it takes. Problem solved.

#6 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:20am by thuryn

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