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Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38461) - you deserved it (7309)

On 05/20/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by fml - Canada (Quebec)

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wow jerk

#1 - On 05/20/2010 at 7:02pm by iaaan

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#3 - On 05/20/2010 at 7:02pm by Sungod

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