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Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML


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On 05/17/2010 at 12:10am - misc - by jcheer113 - United States (New Hampshire)

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Brilliant. I'd laugh more if he didn't even notice you until after you hit the car.

#1 - On 05/17/2010 at 6:31am by coolguyattack

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wat happens to both eyes on the road

#24 - On 05/17/2010 at 9:59am by tasha_caliente

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