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today I got togeter wit a small gatering of friends in a bar. I go up to te bar to order someting, but wit all te music and noise, te barman can't ear wat I'm trying to say, so e leans forward, cocking is ear towards me. For some reason, I tougt e was bieng friendly so I kissd im as if we were saying ello to eac oter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9587) - you deserved it (18880)

On 01/14/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Ad-s - Sent from mobile version

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im American and i realize this person is probably foreign or comes from a foreign family where this is a normal greeting.. it's not that bizzare to get the concept or need a translation... That's embarassing though for the person haha

#5 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:18pm by x0x_KissOfDeath

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in soviet russia...ahh never mind

#14 - On 06/20/2010 at 8:00pm by PurpleLlamas

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