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Today, I swam in a race against all of the girls in the midwest in the hardest, longest, most grueling race you can swim. I won. Happy but so tired I could barely move, I looked up to see my time. I had been disqualified. For flinching. Before the race started. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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How is that grounds for disqualification? And shouldn't they have told you before the race started that you were disqualified?

#2 - On 04/17/2009 at 7:59pm by MiseryLotus

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this actually is an fml. i'm sorry, that really sucks. don't let it weigh you down though, it'll only make you feel bad in the long run. :/

#6 - On 04/17/2009 at 8:02pm by SilentGround

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