Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
by dannij08 / 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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"after I ate it, I read the box"
And you're lucky it wasn't poison.
#2 - On 02/15/2009 at 4:49am by anon
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I think this is perfectly believable. I don't read shit before I eat it. xD
Though I usually know what it is already...
Anyway, I agree with #3. It was your fault, you should have read the box. Although I'm being a hypocrite.
#5 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:55pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
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