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Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by bluemonday - Canada (Alberta)

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lol i hate people hitting me with their stuff when i am sleeping in the train.
I once woke up cause i farted mildly loud.

#5 - On 04/17/2009 at 2:12pm by dreams_infinity

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Haha, those must have been some strange looks.

#1 - On 04/17/2009 at 2:03pm by skierguy

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